Withy Triumph Leads The Way To First “Happy Hour” Of The Season!
Aconvincing win by the MCC 3rd XI provided the first essential component of the club’s first “hat trick” of the season and, finally, a 2015 “happy hour” to be celebrated at Broadleys. All credit to the 1st and 2nd XIs, who realised what a unique opportunity was available once the unusual news of a 3rd XI victory was received from the Withy. So, how did this remarkable event come about after a soul-sapping run of 6 defeats on the bounce?
Selection roulette again led to personnel shifts between the 2nd and 3rd teams. Notably, the MCC Cricket Manager (aka 3rd XI skipper) and Terry “bucket hands” Bishop joined young Ilo (aka 3rd XI vice-skipper) in the 2nd’s, and a University of Bath chemist (Woodman T) was replaced by a mathematician (Sankaran G) from the same esteemed academic institution; Commander Roper 008½ assumed gloveman duties and our complement of players from north of Watford was increased by 100% with the return of Chris Middup from the less ambiguous side of the Pennines.
This reorganisation of deckchairs meant that the Assistant Deputy (Acting) Sub-Vice-Captain (AD(A)SVC) was in charge for the fourth time this season and he immediately strutted his stuff by winning the toss and confidently inserting the opposition. Of course, he did the same against Marlborough 3rd’s in the away fixture earlier this season, a game that we lost by a nice, round 100 runs, so history was not entirely behind this potentially foolhardy decision…
Those of you who have played for, or observed, the MCC 3rd XI over the years will recognise just how appalling this spectacle must have been and even your correspondent (who has produced 6-ball collections of astonishing rankness) could only watch this over in utter disbelief.
- Richard Guy describes Pierceys 1st Over..
The ever-reliable DDT (Dicko down t’hill, that is, not his pesticidal character), however, quickly snaffled an opener, via a sharp low catch by Commander Shaken-but-not-stirred, and an optimistic buzz in the field was quite tangible. Two slips, a gully, and two short extras applied psychological pressure to the other opener and the oppo number 3, who both failed to convince, but also failed to get out either to DDT or to a dangerously unpredictable Big Chris up the hill. With Marlborough approaching 50 with only one out, it was therefore time to call on Messrs Middup and Pierce to turn the tide back in our favour.
Unfortunately, AP had not read the AD(A)SVC’s script and he proceeded to serve up, even by his own admission, possibly the worst, first over ever bowled in the history of cricket. Those of you who have played for, or observed, the MCC 3rd XI over the years will recognise just how appalling this spectacle must have been and even your correspondent (who has produced 6-ball collections of astonishing rankness) could only watch this over in utter disbelief. In contrast, other teammates – so-called – found the experience highly entertaining and were far from supportive of their suffering colleague during his time of need. The behaviour of the “chuckle brothers”, Revell and Dixon, was particularly egregious.
Nevertheless, after this less than promising start, it was His Treasurerness himself who removed the increasingly dangerous looking Marlborough no. 3 and, shortly thereafter, their no. 4 too, both batters deciding not to hit straight balls. “Arnie” Middup was not to be left out, however, and he induced the stubborn oppo opener to mishit to cover where the Senior Professor took a remarkable catch, trapping the ball between left hand and right wrist (see Chris Grubb’s fantastic collection of photos from the game elsewhere on the website).
Wickets then began to fall with incredible regularity; another cleaned bowled by Piercy and three more to Arnie, including one that was particularly well-held by Willsy (challenging TB for the 2015 David Coleman “hands-like-flypaper” award). By now DDT was madly waving his arms at the AD(A)SVC, who correctly recognised that this was an urgent need for a rabbity snack and not a request for a comfort break. Back in the action, the team (and indeed the entire population of South Glos, West Wilts and BANES) then witnessed the largest earthquake ever experienced in Marshfield since 1542 as Dicko “dived” forward to take an unlikely caught & bowled. Not only was the unluckily dismissed batter completely unnerved by this freak of nature, the no. 11 was also so traumatised that he too was soon another DDT victim, and Marlborough were all out for 85 off 36.1 overs. Excellent bowling figures for the wicket takers: Arnie 4-24, AP 3-28 (most runs off over number one), DDT 3-10.
A slightly stunned 3rd XI took an excellent tea courtesy of Big Chris and Gregory’s obviously accomplished, cake-making daughter, amid much speculation as to whether the oppo’s total was in fact attainable. In newly conservative mode, the AD(A)SVC decided on a “safe” professorial opening pair, only to watch his senior colleague play on in the second over for an uncharacteristic duck. Big C at no. 3 then committed run out suicide and also departed without troubling… etc., and MCC were 3 for 2 with less than 12 balls bowled.
Enter Piercy at 4 and time for some sense to be brought to the proceedings. The AD(A)SVC’s approach was to score only in 2’s thereby ensuring that AP was unable to play any rash shots while catching his breath and was limited, therefore, to helping wayward balls to the boundary for 4 (i.e., no running). This strategy seemed to be working pretty well and MCC were just over halfway to their target when a substantial aftershock to the earlier earthquake unbalanced the AD(A)SVC causing him to be bowled in a most unfortunate manner.
Dicko was next in and, acknowledging his culpability to the AD(A)SVC’s demise, proceeded to bat quite sensibly while Piercy feasted on a series of the longest hops that we’d witnessed since earlier in the afternoon (see above). Not to be left out of the action, Dicko managed – for once - to avoid getting out to a juicy full toss which, instead, he rather unbelievably hit for 6. Soon after, our target was reached with only 19.2 overs required and we recorded a nice, big win by 7 wickets and 22 points!
A fine performance, without question, thanks to some decent bowling and (like last week) a really proficient effort in the field – some excellent stopping by Charles, Arnie, Gregory and Willsy, in particular, come to mind, as well as some fine backing up by Sandra, whose cricket brain should eventually be preserved in formaldehyde and displayed at Lords. MoM has to go to AP for his decent bowling spell (after the first over) and his masterly 42 not out that took us to victory. The volume of sweat that he secreted during his innings (estimated at 17.3 litres) is believed to be a club record. Next week, the local derby away to Box – we’ll need to be even better.
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Match Actiont: 3rds V Marlborough 3rds 18/07/15
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Mike Threadgill & Chris Revell Fielding
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Mike Threadgill & Chris Revell Fielding
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Chris Revell Fielding
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Celebrating Yet Another Mark Dixon Wicket
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Mark Dixon
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Mike Threadgill & Chris Revell Fielding
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Mike Threadgill Fielding
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Mike Threadgill & Chris Revell Fielding
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The Mad Professors in full flight.
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Professor Richard Guy
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Sandra Rouse
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Martin Roper & Mark Dixon "fielding"
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Andy Pierce lobs another grenade down
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Chris Middup
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Martin Roper & Andy Wills Fielding
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Drinks
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Richard Guy & Martin Roper Fielding
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Threaders and his text book catching
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Unbelieveable tekkers from Threaders
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Andy Wills catch!!!
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping, Mark Dixon "Fielding"
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping, Mark Dixon "Fielding"
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Martin Roper behind the stumps, Mark Dixon & Gregory Sankaran watch on
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Mark Dixon & Gregory Sankaran fielding
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Martin Roper behind the stumps, Mark Dixon fielding
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Gregory Sankaran takes a catch as Martin roper looks on
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Martin Roper & Andy Pierce poised
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Martin Roper wicketkeeping
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Mark Dixon actually holds on to a catch, Gregory Sankaran celebrates
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Andy Pierce and Martin Roper watch a batsmen dispatch a legside delivery
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Another off stump demolished by Mark Dixon
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Its above you Threaders!
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Richard Guy & Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce at Full Tilt
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Andy Pierce
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Richard Guy
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Richard Guy
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Richard Guy
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Richard Guy
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce
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Richard Guy
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce
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Richard Guy
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Andy Pierce
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Richard Guy - clean bowled!!
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Mark Dixon
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Mark Dixon
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Mark Dixon
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Mark Dixon
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce
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Mark Dixon
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Mark Dixon
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Andy Pierce & Andy Pierce - running between the wickets...well strolling....
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Mark Dixon
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce
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Mark Dixon
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Mark Dixon
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Andy Pierce
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Andy Pierce - Just look at his face!!
Richard Guy
Fixture Details
Type : | League: Wiltshire League Division 6 - 2015 | Date : | Saturday 18th July 2015 |
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Toss : | Marshfield CC - 3rd XI won the toss and elected to field | Start Time : | 13:00 |
Ground : | Withymead | Rules Type : | Standard |
Highlights :
Andy Pierce 3-28 & 42 Not Out. Threaders with a shockingly good catchResult Summary
Marshfield CC - 3rd XI | Marlborough CC - 3rd XI | |
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Score | 89 for 3 (19.2 overs) 't' | 85 for 10 (36.1 overs) 'b' |
Game Points | 0 | 0 |
Total Points | 0 | 0 |
Marlborough CC - 3rd XI
Batting
Name | How Out | Bowler | Runs | 4s | 6s | Balls | |
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1 | Vannie Williams | ct Mike Threadgill | b Chris Middup | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
2 | Oliver Rawlings | ct Martin Roper | b Mark Dixon | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
3 | Josh Bates† | b Andrew Pierce | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
4 | Wes Gilbert | b Andrew Pierce | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
5 | Andy Rawlings | ct Andy Wills | b Chris Middup | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
6 | Dylan Murray | b Andrew Pierce | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
7 | G McDonald* | b Chris Middup | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
8 | F Owen | not out | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
9 | Bradley Whatley | ct Gregory Sankaran | b Chris Middup | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
10 | D Fuller Webster | ct & b Mark Dixon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
11 | D Murphy | b Mark Dixon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
Byes (2), Leg Byes (1), Wides (8) | Extras | 11 | |||||
Total | 85 | ||||||
Wickets | all out | ||||||
Overs | 36.1 |
* = Captain, + = Wicket Keeper
Fall of Wickets
* = not out batsman
Bowling
Bowler | Overs | Maidens | Runs | Wickets | Wides | No Balls | |
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1 | Mark Dixon | 7.1 | 4 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2 | Chris Revell | 5 | 1 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
3 | Chris Middup | 12 | 5 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4 | Andrew Pierce | 11 | 3 | 28 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5 | Gregory Sankaran | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Fielding Extras/Non-bowler wickets | 3 | 0 | |||||
Total | 36.1 | 14 | 85 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
Marshfield CC - 3rd XI
Batting
Name | How Out | Bowler | Runs | 4s | 6s | Balls | |
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1 | Richard Guy* | b Andy Rawlings | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
2 | Mike Threadgill | b Andy Rawlings | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
3 | Chris Revell | run out (Unsure) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
4 | Andrew Pierce | not out | 42 | 8 | 0 | 0 | |
5 | Mark Dixon | not out | 19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
6 | Andy Wills | did not bat | |||||
7 | Charles Harris | did not bat | |||||
8 | Martin Roper† | did not bat | |||||
9 | Chris Middup | did not bat | |||||
10 | Sandra Rouse | did not bat | |||||
11 | Gregory Sankaran | did not bat | |||||
Byes (4), Leg Byes (2), Wides (3), No Balls (1) | Extras | 10 | |||||
Total | 89 | ||||||
Wickets | 3 | ||||||
Overs | 19.2 |
* = Captain, + = Wicket Keeper
Fall of Wickets
0-1 Mike Threadgill (Richard Guy-0*); 3-2 Chris Revell (Richard Guy-2*); 44-3 Richard Guy (Andrew Pierce-18*);* = not out batsman
Bowling
Bowler | Overs | Maidens | Runs | Wickets | Wides | No Balls | |
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1 | Oliver Rawlings | 7 | 1 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
2 | Andy Rawlings | 8 | 0 | 22 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3 | Wes Gilbert | 3 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
4 | G McDonald | 1.2 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Fielding Extras/Non-bowler wickets | 6 | 1 | |||||
Total | 19.2 | 1 | 89 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
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